Educational only · Not a diagnosis
Your symptoms are not random.
Connect the dots between your skin, cycle, energy, mood, metabolism, and hormone patterns with a personalised educational report.
Educational only. Not a diagnosis. Built with Black and Brown women in mind.
When your body feels off, the clues are often scattered.
Adult acne. Heavy periods. 3pm crashes. Brain fog. Cravings. Hair thinning. Mood changes. Sleep disruption. Pigmentation. Bloating. Low libido. Perimenopause signs.
Most tools track one thing.
This assessment connects the pattern.
Not a period tracker. Not a skincare quiz. Not wellness fluff.
Five signal groups — all connected in one report.
Skin signals
Acne, hyperpigmentation, melasma, skin tags, dullness, hair thinning, scalp changes.
Cycle signals
Heavy bleeding, PMS, pain, irregularity, perimenopause, menopause transition.
Energy signals
Morning fatigue, afternoon crashes, poor sleep, burnout, stress recovery.
Metabolic signals
Cravings, waist weight gain, blood sugar clues, PCOS overlap.
Foundation signals
Vitamin D, iron, magnesium, hydration, gut health, exposures.
How it works
Four steps to your full picture.
Answer guided questions
About your skin, cycle, energy, mood, metabolism, sleep, and health history.
See your strongest pattern
You get your main body pattern and plain-English meaning.
Unlock the full report
Get secondary patterns, skin/body/cycle explanation, foundation flags, 7-day plan, and doctor discussion checklist.
Track what changes
Use the report to monitor symptoms and build better next steps with your doctor.
Pricing
Start free. Unlock the full picture.
Free preview
€0
- Main pattern name
- 3–5 plain-English insights
- Short explanation of why the pattern matters
The Body Tell — Full Report
€29
founding price
€49 standard price after launch
- Main pattern + up to 2 secondary patterns
- Deeper signals if triggered
- Skin/body/cycle explanation
- Foundation flags
- 7-day action plan
- What to track & what to ask your doctor
- PDF download
- My Health Files — blood work, supplements, medications
- Doctor Summary download
The method
Clinically grounded. Culturally informed.
Built on the Hertoghe framework
The diagnostic model maps 22 hormonal axes across four tiers — from thyroid and cortisol to often-missed patterns like DHEA, aldosterone, and growth hormone. Each symptom scores toward multiple axes simultaneously.
Adjusted for how you actually present
Scoring accounts for Fitzpatrick phototype, prevalence differences in WOC populations, and symptoms that show up differently on melanated skin — from acanthosis nigricans to melasma to the fibroid-iron-fatigue cycle.
This is an educational tool, not medical advice. Always confirm findings with a healthcare professional. The assessment does not prescribe treatments or replace clinical evaluation.
Ready to see the pattern?
Free to start. 15 questions. No account needed.
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